Dear Readers,
I am taking a poll. It is multiple choice. Please answer A, B, or C.
I was never crowned Miss America or Miss USA because:
A) I do not look like a Barbie Doll
B) I have an opinion, but I am inarticulate and cannot express that opinion
C) I have a traditional opinion which differs from yours
Dear Reader. why do you think I, your very own Eine Feisty Berg, was never crowned Miss America?